Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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