dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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