Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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