lets start a swedish sibling band together
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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