so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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