You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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