Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My breasts were aching with rage.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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