I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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