i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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