gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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