He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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