do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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