I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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