Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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