what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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