Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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