I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
operation harelip BJ is a go
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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