big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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