whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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