Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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