So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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