do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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