one might say we're banned from that church
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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