I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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