What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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