Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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