it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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