I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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