i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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