he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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