and you said cock pushups were impossible
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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