smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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