i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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