I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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