One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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