Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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