and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
ttyl tear gas
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
that may or may not have been my penis.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
