Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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