i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
