I'm going to jail i love you
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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