just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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