Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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