I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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