HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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