belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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