I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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