One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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