I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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