I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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