just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
