i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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