Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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