This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Someone came in the potted fern
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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