my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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