the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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